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  1. I still miss you all. 🐘 aki@toot.cat 🌀 @AKIRO.se
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  2. Okay, goodbye my loves. Thank you for all the joy and camaraderie. I miss you already; you know where to find me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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  3. send me your favorite videos of pigs being thwarted at demos. I have a few collected but regretfully haven’t saved a fraction of all I’ve seen. @_maxgranger/1614450397359538176
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  4. 😰 @tweetbot/1613763746437947394
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  5. Sense8 😭 @ReneeMontgomery/1612898142474608651
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  6. my brain is full of lemmings.
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  7. Zero, but that’s been true since 1 day after graduating. Hell, I literally only can think of one person I’m in touch with who even attended the same high school, and they graduated the year before I started. @byDavidGardner/1612125306432720897
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  8. What a delight that my friend, neighbor, and local rave producer 20 years back just brought socialism back to WI state politics. ♥️♥️♥️ @DanRShafer/1610437763861561345
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  9. How many decks of playing cards would one have to own before it was considered “needlessly excessive,” and is that number more or less than thirty-one
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  10. Why aren’t there a million replies & QTs asking: are there any recordings‽ @archaeologyart/1608183546471923712
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  11. @jamesjonesesq/1606679614155284483
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  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA incredible, just incredible. @Support/1604531265419591681
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  13. Who the fuck is implementing the shit like “Description is considered malware.” when adding Mastodon to a Twitter bio. LAST LINE OF DEFENSE, IT IS YOUR TURN. @gesa/371356604467130368
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  14. twitter has gotten so quiet that even disabling my retweet mute i’m seeing fewer tweets than i was just a month or two ago
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  15. And every PHP forum meltdown from 2001-2011 @mjg59/1603957503997267969
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  16. An extreme Fuck You to anyone whipping out “Scrooge” bc someone isn’t ~*festive*~ enough. See my previous posts about the holidays are fucking hard On a similar note, don’t intentionally shit on anyone’s cornflakes, don’t grinch for sport. BECAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE HARD. @thedavemiska/1604174373208096768
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  17. Extreme old lady question: are sheer knee-highs not a thing anymore‽ My local target doesn’t even stock them 🤯 What does everyone wear with trousers & heels?
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  18. The tinnitus has become louder than everything else. Movies & podcasts can’t save me anymore.
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  19. Current existential crisis status: @joshwilburne/1551997319305904137
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  20. What’s the Sunday Scaries except after a sick day? I have that.
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  21. The holidays are hard on a lot of people for a lot of reasons, reasons that may not always be obvious. That doesn’t mean anyone should tamp down their celebrations. It does mean use caution not to pressure people to participate, avoid invitations that could invoke guilt.
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  22. Yeah bc he’s actually a fascist?
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  23. Talk about disrupting an industry. The cab stand at San Jose airport is entirely empty. Zero cabs. I guess they all assume everyone wants an Uber.
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  24. Today while my spouse was running errands, I set up an outdoor plug to be triggered 9 seconds after he manually opened his office blinds.
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  25. Idk who needs to hear this (Khaled) but playing an airhorn in between pop songs and yelling your name does not a “DJ Mix” make. music.apple.com/us/album/2022-megamix-dj-mix/1655217455
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  26. 🦓 today in “EDS leads to the most nonsense injuries”: I subluxed my fifth CMC joint. That’s so hard to do that there’s literally case studies on the few people who show up to the ED presenting with it. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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  27. Spouse: “I’m gonna do [task] before dinner” Me, contributing: “okay! I’ll get started. I might need supervision because last time I fucked everything up” Spouse: “oh no, I’m not asking you to do it” Me: “I’m happy to!” Spouse: “I am really, really not asking you to do it.”
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  28. Good number of y’all represented here. Can find the list in text form at vtao.ca/a.txt @elmforkJBGC/1596041824573198336
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  29. I’ve already talked to two friends today dealing with estranged parents who are all “WHAT DID I DO‽‽” despite being told exactly what the problem is. Apparently this is a Thing™. Happy thanksgiving everyone, don’t forget your chosen family makes a decision to choose you. @juliepagano/1595866367689125890
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  30. Elon is Holly.
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  31. huh. prescient. @gesa/419202531680456704
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  32. Just used Siri for the first time ever AMA
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  33. never imagined i’d still be recovering from this almost 9 years later. @gesa/426654360089554944
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  34. February 26, 2015 was one of the fastest days in internet culture history. In the time it took me to drive home from therapy (which, admittedly, required driving on Wilshire through Beverly Hills at 5pm) The Dress and the runway llamas both _happened_.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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  35. I’ve had my M2 Mac for months now and still haven’t gotten it to build Ruby. Sure, maybe “Migration Assistant” wasn’t the wisest choice, but foolishly I thought Apple would handle some amount of the arch differences? Or drop its concerns into a text file like when it updates?
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  36. WHAT THE FUCK @davidcrespo/1593726471847165957
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  37. Since we’re all going through our drafts because this is obviously the beginning of the end, the only one I have is a direction for everyone to feel a little calmer: smell the flowers, blow out the candles
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  38. So totally hypothetically: how does one get their had on a specific shortcode number? I have this gut feeling 40404 is gonna be available at some point in the near future…
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  39. I’d say this feels like the last day of high school but frankly i didn’t like anyone at high school and I liked many of you very much.
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  40. Setting aside a moment that a “hardcore or fired” decree is cruel, hapless, cursed… You useless potato. The people at Tesla have generally heard about the culture and still choose to work there. Twitter was a place of mutual support, who the fuck would choose that ultimatum? @alexeheath/1593414512274653186
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