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My partner is always bugging me to clean my rings but I hate taking them off. Today I did it for the first time AND LOST MY WEDDING BAND.
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I dropped it in a 20 sq ft (1.86 sq meter) galley kitchen while putting it back on and just… poof!
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He tells me this is always the thing he fears the most: my neuroses being totally improbably confirmed. I sent him dilbert.com/strip/2004-02-01