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Spouse: “I’m gonna do [task] before dinner” Me, contributing: “okay! I’ll get started. I might need supervision because last time I fucked everything up” Spouse: “oh no, I’m not asking you to do it” Me: “I’m happy to!” Spouse: “I am really, really not asking you to do it.”Permalink On twitter.com
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lolsob last time I tried to make dinner my brain stack overflowed and I suddenly found myself standing in the kitchen with absolutely no idea what I was doing. Like, I didn’t know how to use a toaster or cook eggs. I didn’t know where the sausage in my hands was supposed to go.On twitter.com
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Just terrifying head injury shitPermalink On twitter.com