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Now that Wonder Woman 1984 is finally out, I’ve begun my watch through of the Worlds of DC cinematic universe. Next was Wonder Woman, and tonight is Man of Steel. (I’ll thread it all, feel free to mute)Permalink On twitter.com
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Regardless of how good or bad this movie is gonna be, I am thrilled by the cast. And not the big names, but the B-, C-, and D-list actors. I was gonna list them all, but there’s just too many. I love this movie’s cast ♥️Permalink On twitter.com
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Clark Kent: “you’re not even my real parents!” Me: “yeah they just raised you from infancy, you dick.”Permalink On twitter.com
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I just started screaming at the TV at the top of my lungs due to the line “it’s coming through on the RSS feeds” while pointing at the static on a display that is the same static as every other display on the entire planet.Permalink On twitter.com
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Also screamed “I’M SO ANGRY” Because I’m the angriest I’ve been since Google killed reader.On twitter.com
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Okay I’ll give this movie one little credit: the various effects from physics change from earth’s mass increasing was pretty cool. Particularly the fighter jets falling out of the sky.Permalink On twitter.com
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I was led to believe Henry Cavill was super sexy and I am not impressed. He was, however, better looking with a beard.Permalink On twitter.com
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My husbands have been calling the magic “S” key “Superman’s Vape” for the entire moviePermalink On twitter.com
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The music in this movie sometimes sounds like it was composed by Bear McCreary but it was actually composed by Hans Zimmer.Permalink On twitter.com
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Pretty sure that was *Chicago’s* Union StationPermalink On twitter.com
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Okay Man of Steel wasn’t, like, a *good* movie. But I am incredibly entertained! I would not have survived this movie without my husbands, it’s like MST3K up in this joint.Permalink On twitter.com
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The fireworks outside (and my trauma response to them) has led us straight into Batman vs Superman. Right off the bat I have some thoughts.Permalink On twitter.com
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My other husband told me that Ben Affleck was Batman and I was like “no, the movies in the mid-teens” and he was like “I know.”Permalink On twitter.com
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Next thought, all these bystanders to the Kryptonians’ battle are gonna get the same cancer 9/11 first responders got running into the dust pile, especially Bruce Wayne who’s doing it on purpose. (Jfc we gotta do something about the carcinogens in these buildings)Permalink On twitter.com
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Batman vs Superman is SO LONG and somehow they still never manage to give Luthor a fucking motivation. None of this movie makes any sense.Permalink On twitter.com
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Like I still am entirely unclear why Batman has it out for Superman the way he does. USE YOUR WORDS, BRUCE. But also why tf did Superman just like force-push Batman across the parking lot. TALK IT OUT, CHILDRENPermalink On twitter.com
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Also quick side note: this Batman costume makes Ben Affleck look weirdly doughy, which, he’s not.Permalink On twitter.com
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This is the first Batman movie in this universe and they’ve somehow managed to give him basically no character development. Why are you such a dick, Mr. Wayne‽ HOW IS THIS MOVIE SO LONG AND NO ONE HAS HAD ANY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTPermalink On twitter.com
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Three hours, two minutes total. I still have another HOUR of Batman vs. SupermanPermalink On twitter.com
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“My parents taught me a different lesson—dying in a gutter.” BATMAN YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD AN UNHAPPY CHILDHOODPermalink On twitter.com
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Hang on a second. So let me get this straight. All Superman had to do was say his mother’s name, which just happens to be the same as Mrs. Wayne’s name, and suddenly the attempted murder is over and now they’re besties?Permalink On twitter.com
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knifed in the left brachial plexus and still somehow punching people with that arm. okay Batman.Permalink On twitter.com
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me: “weird abomination banned on Krypton? okay, show me what you got” husbands: “SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT”Permalink On twitter.com
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How mad is Lex that his little Zod-golem is ruining his own building Now the Americans are nuking them from orbit, but backwards. Nuking them _in_ orbit. Bold move, isn’t Superman faster than a speeding bullet? Uhh. and then there’s… what if it detonates inside the atmosphere.Permalink On twitter.com
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Batman just said he’s gonna have the Doomsday monster follow him back to Gotham. A population center. Aka the entire reason he was pissed at Superman in the first place?Permalink On twitter.com
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Wonder Woman arrives! To save the day! Superman: “is she with you?” Batman: “i thought she was with you” Wonder Woman, probably: “this movie is *awful*. I’m commandeering this franchise.”Permalink On twitter.com
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Do you think Ben Affleck says “I am Batman” in his head all the time the way Laura Dern said “pew pew pew” every time she shot a blaster?Permalink On twitter.com
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everything is abandoned all of a sudden, are they having a pandemic too?Permalink On twitter.com
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“nobody’s said a word for like 15 minutes!” “honestly… it’s for the best.”Permalink On twitter.com
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It’s DC movie night tonight, so hold on to your butts for Suicide Squad tweetsPermalink On twitter.com
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Oh shit, Superman’s actually dead (I mean, for now).Permalink On twitter.com
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I have seen this movie before. Delighted to finally understand the Superman’s dead part. Enter Harley Quinn, my problematic fave and Halloween cosplay this year!Permalink On twitter.com
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“Stupid bat— YOU’RE RUINING DATE NIGHT!” 😂😍 (But also ugh Jared Leto ruins everything)Permalink On twitter.com
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Did Batffleck just try to make out with an unconscious Harley? Eew ask for consent, dudePermalink On twitter.com
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The first 20 minutes of Suicide Squad are just pure exposition. It’s like… they probably should have had *several* movies before this one.Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait where did that body the enchantress’s brother is inhabiting come from?Permalink On twitter.com
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Also have we even been told what Task Force X was formed to do? Or was it “just in case”?Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait the not-human-torch was in a tube of water? I just assumed that was a hyperbaric chamber. Does he not need to breathe?Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait if the enchantress just snuck off and did ~something~ immediately before this mysterious attack started, why on EARTH would they just… set her loose on the world?Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait where the fuck did Slipknot come from? Also how did the Boomerang end up in this American crew?Permalink On twitter.com
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SUICIDE SQUAD! THEY SAID THE NAME!Permalink On twitter.com
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Honestly it’s a shame this movie isn’t written better bc Will Smith & Margot Robie could probably do something super fun togetherPermalink On twitter.com
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Holy shit this movie is about aliens‽Permalink On twitter.com
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Oh wait they’re zombies. Seriously though Margot Robie is so damn charming, she really does make this movie bearablePermalink On twitter.com
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Joker: “I am not someone who is loved. I am an idea… a state of mind “ Me: “good! Makes you easier to replace in future movies!”Permalink On twitter.com
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Lol Deadshot’s mask is VelcroPermalink On twitter.com
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This is another movie of unclear motivations and multiple antagonists. And not like … what a twist! Just “oh yeah right also there’s this other problem for some reason”Permalink On twitter.com
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I guess the knife-boomerang is a drone too. Sponsored by Samsung, evidently.Permalink On twitter.com
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wait after all that they’re back in prison‽ how silly. Oh except Harley, apparently. Bai-d-bai!Permalink On twitter.com
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Honestly I think I judged this movie as harshly as I did because of BvS. Three hours of not understanding why anyone was doing anything. In fairness, Suicide Squad was much lighter,—people’s motivations matter less.Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait what about Bat Affleck‽‽‽ DC you are killllllling me @getFANDOM/1346205391072288770Permalink On twitter.com