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			THERE IS TOO MUCH NEWS TODAY FOR ME TO DO MY JOB. OR ANYTHING REALLY BUT READ TWITTER AND SEND TWEETS TO MY VARIOUS GROUP CHATS.
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			add me to your group chats if you want to hear me ranting about how dare Sydney Powell fuck with the driftless.
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			or going on about the latest COVID-related medical paper published in a major journal