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Watching Demolition Man (1993) for the first time today. Today, November 20, would be the 24th anniversary of Sylvester Stallone’s character going into cryo.Permalink On twitter.com
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This movie is the fucking Who’s Who of the early 90s. If you super don’t care about my movie-going experience, recommend you mute this thread. I have no idea how chatty it’s gonna make me.Permalink On twitter.com
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I already know about the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut edits. Looking forward to that.Permalink On twitter.com
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Wow I sure do hate the cops already. And the laws they’re enforcing.Permalink On twitter.com
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Is this where the phrase “MurderDeathKill” comes from? I always just assumed that was a Norwegian metal band.Permalink On twitter.com
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Tech-wise I’m a little impressed already. Self-driving cars that still have steering wheels, video calls on iPad-like devices…Permalink On twitter.com
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I would be so fucked if the word fuck was banned.On twitter.com
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This movie is prepared for post-pandemic life. No one shakes hands anymore, and that Jedi guy is walking around talking to telepresence robots. And Otto from Beetlejuice is wearing gloves.Permalink On twitter.com
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OH MY GOD IS THIS THE ACTUAL ORIGIN OF “ENHANCE YOUR CALM”‽‽‽ I use that phrase all the time!Permalink On twitter.com
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Kindergartner to reporter: “fuck you, lady!” LAPD cop who I’m pretty sure is gonna be the protagonist: “heh good answer”Permalink On twitter.com
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I’ve only just seen the Terminator movies for the first time in the past few months and am coming to the conclusion that naked muscle men in the fetal position were just a thing didn’t notice in the 90s my first time around.Permalink On twitter.com
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THEY OUTLAWED SPICY FOOD THIS WILL NOT DOPermalink On twitter.com
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“We are not used to physical contact.” “Germs!”Permalink On twitter.com
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Lolololol aggression “If you’d read my study, you’d know this is how insecure heterosexual males bonded”Permalink On twitter.com
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Some of the editing for these action sequences is just delightfully comical. Also I’m p sure Sterling Archer is channeling this Phoenix guy like half the time.Permalink On twitter.com
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What happened to Denis Leary.? We got like four lines and he vanished. I’m looking forward to that B-plot.Permalink On twitter.com
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Sly’s right, this utopia is some fascist shit. LOVING Sandra Bullock’s character’s poor execution of 90s idioms.Permalink On twitter.com
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OMG I JUST GOT TO THE PIZZA HUT DUBSPermalink On twitter.com
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Mark down another interesting prediction! “President Schwarzenegger” is impressively close to “Governor Schwarzenegger”. Also they didn’t manage to replace the Taco Bell logos on the exterior glassPermalink On twitter.com
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my roommate apparently still isn’t entirely used to living in California bc he said “the big *what*” when Bullock referred to “The Big One” hitting in 2010.Permalink On twitter.com
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You all laugh about the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut valet but I’m telling you, I used to live in Beverly Hills and it is *entirely* believable to me even without the fascist utopia franchise war.Permalink On twitter.com
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They also got the voice assistant/Siri/Alexa/Google whatever thingPermalink On twitter.com
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THEY BANNED SEX ARE YOU KIDDING MEPermalink On twitter.com
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oh my god he’s knitting oh my god oh my god why didn’t someone tell me SLY IS KNITTING!Permalink On twitter.com
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No one could knit that aran sweater overnight though. There aren’t enough hours. Even if we stretched and said he could do it with a knitting machine, that’s not what he was using! He was using needles!Permalink On twitter.com
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and we’ve got another one: turn-by-turn GPS directions!Permalink On twitter.com
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movie: “carne de rata” “this burger is rat‽” roommate: “eeeeeew! he finished the whole thing” me: “yeah this is how i feel like all the time.”Permalink On twitter.com
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> I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Denis Leary isn’t _that_ far off.Permalink On twitter.com
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the cop cars kinda remind me of Desiigner’s BMW Panda.Permalink On twitter.com
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oops, looks like the fascist who dresses like a jedi forgot to program Phoenix’s little army not to hurt himPermalink On twitter.com
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did he just knock her out? whoa, that’s like… *really* bad for you. also apparently Dahmer didn’t die in prison, but rather got frozen. Phoenix is gonna be disappointed when he discovers he’s proooooobably not murder-army material.Permalink On twitter.com
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mama had a baby and its head popped off?Permalink On twitter.com
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i feel like i followed this movie super well until the very end. i do not understand what the tool/weapon was that froze everything. Sly keeps talking like he’s going somewhere. Cryo is done and you can’t go back to 1996, man. It’s your world too now.Permalink On twitter.com
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Okay that was a super fun movie and I’m so glad I… 1. watched it 2. waited until my 30s to watch it bc (i probably would have been too stuck up to fully enjoy an action movie like this) 3. live tweeted it. y’all are so positive ^_^Permalink On twitter.com
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Oh also, I think maybe it holds up pretty well. Sure there’s a little early-90s cringe, but if there were any transphobic or homophobic jokes, they all landed in moments I wasn’t paying attention.Permalink On twitter.com