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I haven’t eaten in days and it would be disingenuous to say I am “hungry” as my stomach is basically paralyzed but jfc I crave food and would do terrible things for a Totino’s party pizza.
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I’ve been trying to re-introduce food, but it’s not going v well. Even staying what I disaffectionately refer to as “the beige diet”. Low fat so nothing fun, no dietary fiber so nothing healthy. Mostly crackers, a half dozen per day or so.
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Pro tip for my fellow #Zebras: if you have the room in your stomach, Ensure is made borderline tolerable when blended with ice cubes. Borderline.
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The conflicting information the literature provides is just the best. I’m on like idek a few hundred calories per day? But also I need to be exercising. So I have been, but also like I almost fainted a half mile from my house last night while working out. #edsproblems
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I’m approaching the weight on my driver’s license 😂😂😂
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Did you know that when you haven’t really digested in almost three weeks, you can actually feel your small intestines start working, however subtly‽ It’s very neat. Related: I got to eat a small breakfast today!!
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On the note of my love for a certain Totino’s product, today @JulissaJM shared with me what is my new favorite SNL sketch and now my face is tingling. youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU