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I haven’t eaten in days and it would be disingenuous to say I am “hungry” as my stomach is basically paralyzed but jfc I crave food and would do terrible things for a Totino’s party pizza.
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I’ve been trying to re-introduce food, but it’s not going v well. Even staying what I disaffectionately refer to as “the beige diet”. Low fat so nothing fun, no dietary fiber so nothing healthy. Mostly crackers, a half dozen per day or so.
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Pro tip for my fellow #Zebras: if you have the room in your stomach, Ensure is made borderline tolerable when blended with ice cubes. Borderline.
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The conflicting information the literature provides is just the best. I’m on like idek a few hundred calories per day? But also I need to be exercising. So I have been, but also like I almost fainted a half mile from my house last night while working out. #edsproblems
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I’m approaching the weight on my driver’s license 😂😂😂
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Did you know that when you haven’t really digested in almost three weeks, you can actually feel your small intestines start working, however subtly‽ It’s very neat. Related: I got to eat a small breakfast today!!
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On the note of my love for a certain Totino’s product, today @JulissaJM shared with me what is my new favorite SNL sketch and now my face is tingling. youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU
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I just ate what was, without a doubt, the best mochi of my entire life. Sure, it was tiny, and slightly freezer-burned as I found its box had slipped behind the drawer, and I should have saved that limited stomach space for greater nutrition, but omfg was it safistfying.
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Omg i started a new medication today and within hours my stomach was digesting. Is this the end of our long national nightmare? IS THAT TOTINO’S PARTY PIZZA IN MY FUTURE‽‽
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I had a little homemade breakfast sandwich yesterday and a single serving of pasta with a teeny bit of broccoli & cheese sauce last night and this was all a mistake and now I am back on Boost. ☹️
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This beverage, available in Germany, looks like it’ll get me through the next two weeks. 💔 So sad I will miss out on the amazing vegan @jsconfeu food 😭😭😭
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There is a frozen yogurt truck again this year at #CSSconfEU which, if you weren’t aware, IS LIQUID DIET FRIENDLY 🎉🎉🎉
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Deep fried cheese. That’s… liquid… …right?
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I’m going to be so full of regret and cheese.
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I’m getting to a place of regularly eating real food again and it’s so wonderful. I’m still constrained on mass/volume and nutrients, but I sure just eat an egg sandwich that rocked my world.
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I legit don’t know if I’ll ever be able to eat *dinner* again (without abundant agony and regret) but egg sandwiches are great.
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Look I’m not gonna say *no* regrets (I should have stopped at half a pizza, not the whole thing like I usually eat) but goddamn that was the indulgence of two months worth of cravings and so so delicious.