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Someone look at this photo of my bruise and tell me if it’s normal or if I should go to the hospital bc damn girl and also blood thinners.
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On account of “this smells awful, here sniff it” logic, I want SO BADLY to post a photo of this bruise. But it’s so fucking big that I can’t catch a snap of it without also being pornographic. Because that’s how big it is.
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“…and how did you get this bruise?” “My dog.” “How big is your dog‽”