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I still miss you all. 🐘 aki@toot.cat 🌀 @AKIRO.se
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send me your favorite videos of pigs being thwarted at demos. I have a few collected but regretfully haven’t saved a fraction of all I’ve seen. @_maxgranger/1614450397359538176
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Sense8 😭 @ReneeMontgomery/1612898142474608651
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my brain is full of lemmings.
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Zero, but that’s been true since 1 day after graduating. Hell, I literally only can think of one person I’m in touch with who even attended the same high school, and they graduated the year before I started. @byDavidGardner/1612125306432720897
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What a delight that my friend, neighbor, and local rave producer 20 years back just brought socialism back to WI state politics. ♥️♥️♥️ @DanRShafer/1610437763861561345
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How many decks of playing cards would one have to own before it was considered “needlessly excessive,” and is that number more or less than thirty-one
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Why aren’t there a million replies & QTs asking: are there any recordings‽ @archaeologyart/1608183546471923712
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA incredible, just incredible. @Support/1604531265419591681
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Who the fuck is implementing the shit like “Description is considered malware.” when adding Mastodon to a Twitter bio. LAST LINE OF DEFENSE, IT IS YOUR TURN. @gesa/371356604467130368
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twitter has gotten so quiet that even disabling my retweet mute i’m seeing fewer tweets than i was just a month or two ago
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And every PHP forum meltdown from 2001-2011 @mjg59/1603957503997267969
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Stone Mountain was commissioned by the Daughters of the Confederacy and sculpted by Klan member Gutzon Borglum. His next major project? Mount Rushmore. Stone Mountain must go. But I think Mount Rushmore, sculpted on Sioux land by a knight of the Ku Klux Klan, is the final boss. @mountainyid/1274182671959314439
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experienced programmers with many followers: tweet more about the silly mistakes you make, like forgetting to save or refreshing in prod.
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Oh hey everyone, guess what?! I'm hiring at Braintree. I'm hiring a LOT. I'm looking for client-side (iOS, Android, JavaScript) and server-side (JavaScript, Ruby, Python, Java, PHP, C#) developers. For the latter, esp interested in anyone who knows 1 & is interested in the rest.
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I am floored at how well this sign gets me. I might get a tattoo of it. (via @geekygirlsarah & @Palomafaith )
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Hello JavaScript developers I just want to take a moment to tell you that basically all of @TC39 needs to google the docs for a whole bunch of js APIs like filter, map, reduce bc it's hard to keep that shit straight so don't ever feel bad for relying on the docs.
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Hello this is the co-chair of TC39 speaking. We specify and publish the JavaScript standard. I’m here to report that JavaScript is not intended for medicinal purposes, please speak with your doctor if you need healing cuz all we produce is sadness. 😅😘♥️ @IanColdwater/1387599363929624576?s=19
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